meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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