nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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