He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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