idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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