Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We are two peas in an std pod
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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