Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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