So drunk, too bad you don't want this
hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
ok, stay where you are, be there soon
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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