I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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