People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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