What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dick very happy bro
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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