what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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