she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
