What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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