wanna go halves on a baby?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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