i would punch a child for taco bell
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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