It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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