Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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