Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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