This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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