We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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