If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I have fence marks all over my body
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