I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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