The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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