i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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