A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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