i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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