Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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