She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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