I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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