And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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