My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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