I just cut my nipple shaving
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
now i know why i became what i already was.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.