If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Whats that? My new stripper name?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.