I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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