Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins