with your own penis?
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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