Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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