you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
