Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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