sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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