I bet he comes in French.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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