Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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