I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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