i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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