Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Randomize
