he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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