just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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