My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
