I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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