I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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