Sry I called you an 8
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The convent might be a nice break from real life
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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