do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Let's paint friendship bongs
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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