No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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