i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If I die, sorry about rent.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
that is very illegal...i love you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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