Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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