East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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